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Dumb Test

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Dumb Test!!!

1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [ ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push
Total:5

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (I do this ALL the time on Mario Kart Wii with those stupid shells, lol!)
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [x] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (And noodles  )
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
Total: 12

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door
25. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
Total: 17

31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when it’s on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x] Walked into a pole
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone’s shoes by accident
Total: 26

41. [ ] took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [x] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
Total: 33

51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number
59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
Total: 42

61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the Electric Slide or vice versa
62. [x] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
Total:50

71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [x] Ran into a door jam
74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [ ] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [ ] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt
Total: 55

81. [ ] Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [ ] Sat and wondered why mens dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [ ] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [x] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [x] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
89. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food
90. [x] If you've ever taken a bite out of your partners sandwich before realising it wasn't yours
Total: 61

91. [x] As you are writing, you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [ ] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [ ] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100. [ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth
Total: 66


I'm 66% stupid.
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I think I'll take part in this Anti-Art Thief thing.</div>

Key:
:bulletpink:=Original Artist
:bulletred:= Original picture
:bulletblue:=Stolen picture
:bulletgreen:=Extra information/Notes
?= Unknown
N/A= Nothing/None


.:::heart::heart::heart:::.
:bulletpink:Original Artist: :iconarisuamyfan:
:bulletred:Original picture: arisuamyfan.deviantart.com/art…
:bulletblue: Stolen picture: www.flickr.com/photos/46609636…
:bulletgreen: N/A


:bulletpink:Original Artist: :iconqtstarthehedgehog:
:bulletred: ?
:bulletblue:Stolen picture: www.flickr.com/photos/46609636…
:bulletgreen: This might not be the original artist, but it really looks like her style!

:bulletpink:Original Artist: ?
:bulletred: ?
:bulletblue: www.flickr.com/photos/46609636…
:bulletgreen: There's no way the art thief could have drawn that

:bulletpink:Original Artist: :iconthesnowdrifter:
:bulletred:Original picture: thesnowdrifter.deviantart.com/…
:bulletblue: www.flickr.com/photos/46609636…
:bulletgreen: The art thief stole every single one of the pictures above. I think the thief likes recoloring Amy Rose.






If anyone has seen someone stealing art, I'll gladly add her or his name on the list :)
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No, this journal isn't Anti-Amy Rose, because Amy is my favorite character, BTW.

1) She's a stalker
Well, Miles Tails Prower sees Sonic as an older brother- Or even a father. He looks up to Sonic and wants to be like him one day- He wants to follow his league. Since Cream is the only one with a parental figure (Vanilla) I'm sure Amy would look up to Sonic as well. Tails is always in battle with Sonic, and Amy wants to be with Sonic, too. Considering she feels safe around him. If Tails follows Sonic around, how come Amy is the only character being bashed for this? Are you Anti-Amy fans really that desperate?

2) She has an anger problem (level-headed)
Knuckles and Shadow have this problem REALLY badly, again, why is Amy the only one being bashed for it? That isn't cool, guys. If you say something cocky around ANY of the Sonic characters, Knuckles will be the first to explode. Shadow, he'd be second. And yet, fans will bow down to Shadow and Knuckles as if they are angels who wouldn't take things offensively, who wouldn't glare at you with their big eyes of theirs. I actually have to say, Knuckles, Shadow, Sonic, and Silver are all guilty for this.

3) She's blind
First of all, being blind isn't something to hate someone for. Would you go up to Helen Keller (if she was still alive) and say, "Oh you're blind. I hate you." (Yes Helen is also deaf, but that is besides the point.) Saying that to someone is really rude, and I'd slap someone if they did it. But Amy is NOT blind! Did you all loose some of your memory from Sonic Adventure 1 and 2? If you ask me, I'm sure the WHOLE TOWN thought Shadow was Sonic! There we go again, Amy being the only one bashed. In Sonic X, did Tails not think Shadow was Sonic? Christopher thought so, too! About Silver and WereSonic, well it was nighttime and it could have done something to hurt her vision. The ironic part is, Sonic was in the same place during these two times, so Amy was close enough. Also, Sonic was the only male hedgehog she knew at the time, so if she saw a male hedgehog, almost as if it were instinct, she would think it was Sonic. *Shakes head* Have any of you Amy haters thought this through?

4) She's violent
Violent? Really, now... Isn't Amy the one who brings the Team back up? Isn't she the one who persuaded Shadow to save the world? Isn't she the one who never starts a mission unless she knows it will be finished? Yes. In my eyes, that isn't called violent- That's called brave and strong. In Sonic X she was portrayed more violent, but still, if Sonic X were the Games, Knuckles would be #1 for being violent. The only one being bashed, Amy, once AGAIN. I never, I mean, NEVER have seen ONE comment saying "I hate Knuckles, he's violent. He's an awesome character, but..Violent." NEVER. A shame isn't it? I see SWARMS of comments saying Amy is violent, on Youtube and Deviantart.. And on Youtube, those comments have tons of thumbs up! On DA, those comments have replies saying "I agree. LOL!" The girl is 12 years old. It's not her fault she's like that, it's SEGA's. If you have a problem with that, tell SEGA, but they will NEVER take Amy out of the games. Why? Because she was there from the start. (Sonic CD)

5) She's annoying
How old is Amy? She is either 12-15. I'm sure she is 12. Do you all really believe a 12 year old girl would act like a mature adult? In Sonic Riders Zero Gravity, she was only joking, saying, "Faded lovers are always together, silly!" Sonic replied, "Amy..." Amy then admitted she was just joking. Also, in Sonic Adventure 2, when Amy freed Sonic from the prison, she asked Sonic if he'd marry her. Sonic said, "NO WAY!" Amy replied by saying, "Okay, you win this time!", or something in that matter. If she was serious, I'm sure she would have had her hammer out in a second. In the Japanese Version, she just asked for a DATE. A date! Is that really something to hate her for? Of course, Sonic isn't going to make the first move himself, so it's all up to her.

6) She's weak, and a Mary Sue
She saved that little bird from Eggman in Sonic Adventure 2! She stood up for Gamma from, SONIC! She knew it was dangerous, but she did it anyway. In Sonic X episode 9, Amy On The Beach, did you see the way she stood up for SONIC, and killed that robot? She almost drowned, she risked her life, just to save Sonic from being pushed underwater and held there by Eggman. That isn't weak, that's courageous! Most people, including Sonic, is afraid of her hammer. In SRZG, when Sonic defeated Eggman, but forgot all about Amy, she took her hammer out, and she and Sonic were both practically running in circles. Sonic was running away from her hammer, for God's sake. That's saying something! Is that what you would call weak?



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Guys, make sure you know what you are talking about before you try to hate something.. Especially if it doesn't exist.
I'm not trying to persuade you to like Amy, but I'm trying to convince you Amy haters, the excuses you guys are coming up with are LAME! Some people hate her basically because she is pink! I HATE the color yellow, yet, Tails is one of my favorite characters.. So guys, color isn't something to hate someone for. That's basically being racist >_>
(And neither are the 6 things I listed in this journal XD)

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Kimuku was licking her Strawberry Ice Cream. You could tell she was in a good mood, because she was tapping her feet. A light blush was on her face, although there was blood and gore throughout the whole movie, Mobius Chainsaw Massacre. Kim was quite oblivious, and whenever something popped up with a chainsaw in it's hand, her friends would flinch, and she would giggle- as if she was being tickled.

Reagan was covering her eyes, and was begging her older brother Donovan to turn off the movie. Zoe, almost as if it were instinct, was hiding her face in a pillow, leaning on Tails.

"Donovan, I like scary movies and all- but what I just saw.." Kim and the others saw an innocent man get burned with fire. The sad part was that his newborn child was killed with him. Kimuku looked at him, her eyes full of fear.

"Yeah?"

"...Let's just say it's enough to give me nightmares. This is getting out of hand."

"Follow me downstairs." Donovan noticed that his arm was falling asleep because Reagan was lying on it. He shifted her weight off his arm and stood up, making sure he didn't step on any of the hands or feet of his fellow teammates.

Kim closed the door to the theater. She was in a silk nightgown, and her hair was tied in a bun. Donovan, on the other hand was still in his day clothes.

The two walked into the kitchen.

It was a rather large kitchen, since Amy, Vanilla, and Cream usually made breakfast, lunch, and dinner. A small island (I mean a small, shelf like counter) was in the middle of the kitchen. Surrounding it, were silver colored appliances. Things for making cakes, smoothies, toast, or just warming food in general- Everything was there.

Donovan was making sushi, as Kim watched in awe.

"When did you learn to make sushi?"

"Ever consider taking lessons from Amy?"

"Amy?"

"..."

"Okay... That sushi you're making looks good and all but-"

"Want it?" Donovan walked toward her and offered her a pair of chopsticks. Kimuku blushed at the thought of Donovan and her sharing a food dish. What's next, holding his hand? Kim sure hoped so...

"Obviously not..." Donovan shrugged, and Kim was knocked out of her thoughts. Donovan looked heart broken. It's hard enough for a 15 year old male to even consider talking to a girl he think is cute in the slightest way...

"No, I was just thinking!" Kim grabbed the chopsticks from his hand and sat down in the dining room.

"About what?"

"Well, let's say... I really like you."

"..That's cool. I-"

Kim glomped Donovan and knocked him to the ground. The sushi and chopsticks fell with them.

"I love you. A lot. I mean it"

Donovan was flattered, yet, disturbed... He felt the same way about her! Why couldn't he admit it?

(To be continued)

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